In this episode, the brothers dive headfirst into the hilarity and chaos of school life, with a good dose of relatable rants and cringe-worthy moments. They kick things off with Mr P telling a tale that’s every teacher’s nightmare—It’s a story of survival, wet wipes, and making a memorable first impression (shoe in hand).

Next, they take on the January blues, swapping stories of windy playground duties, sleepless nights, and reminiscing about the energy (and questionable fashion choices) of their teenage years. Expect laughs as they relive their cringiest moments, from wearing suits to the pub to blasting BFG audiobooks in car parks.

The episode also features a hilarious round-up of the weirdest parent complaints, including a child’s "stolen" eyebrows, demands for teachers to microwave Rustlers burgers, and the parent who wanted less Jesus in the school nativity.

And as always, more listener stories don’t disappoint—teddies being “tossed off,” children channeling Taylor Swift in maths, and a surprising twist involving a pharmaceutical rep mistaken for a drug dealer.

This week’s episode is proudly sponsored by The Week Junior—the magazine perfect for sparking curiosity and critical thinking in kids. Want to try it out? Get six weeks for just £1 and prepare for some brilliant conversations.

Finally, don’t forget the Two Mr Ps Live Tour! Tickets are flying out, so grab yours at 2mrpspodcast.com. While you’re there, share your own stories and confessions to keep the laughs coming.
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In this episode, the brothers take a humorous detour into the world of all things weird, wonderful, and very British. First, they kick things off by chatting about the latest (and eyebrow-raising) news across the pond—no shortage of opinions on political happenings in the U.S. But fear not, the lads swiftly bring it back home with a fun tournament to find the most quintessentially British phrase ever.

They then delve into more of your uproarious real-life classroom tales—teachers getting locked in buildings, bizarre ferret rescues in the school hall, and an unfortunate hamster situation that’s become the stuff of playground legend. From staff members mooning senior leaders to kids mixing up words in the most hilariously awkward ways, it’s another laugh-out-loud journey through the daily madness of school life.

This episode is sponsored by The Week Junior—the magazine that answers all those quirky, weird, and downright bonkers questions curious kids throw at you. For just £1, you can try it for six weeks and spark your pupils’ (or your own kids’) love of learning. 

Finally, don’t miss out on the Two Mr Ps Live Tour—tickets are on sale now! Dates are already filling up fast, so treat yourself (or a fellow teacher) at 2mrpspodcast.com where you can share all your stories and confessions.

The Mr Ps are back, and they're braving the winter blues in this jam-packed episode! ❄️

In this week's catch-up, Lee and Adam discuss why January feels endless and share a hilarious news story about a student who's in hot water with his school after being caught on TV at an away football match. Plus, they explore outrageous co-worker tales—including how some ended up getting the sack—and offer advice to a listener dealing with a very lazy colleague.

The lads then round things off with your best classroom comebacks and misunderstandings. From bizarre phonics bloopers to savage one-liners, these stories will have you howling (and possibly double-checking your own students’ remarks next lesson). Whether it’s a child confusing “spice tolerance” with skipping water breaks or a teacher being likened to Tinky Winky, you truly can’t make this stuff up!

​This episode is sponsored by The Week Junior—the magazine that answers all those quirky, weird, and downright bonkers questions curious kids throw at you. For just £1, you can try it for six weeks and spark your pupils’ (or your own kids’) love of learning. 

Finally, don’t miss out on the Two Mr Ps Live Tour—tickets are on sale now! Dates are already filling up fast, so treat yourself (or a fellow teacher) at 2mrpspodcast.com where you can share all your stories and confessions.

The Mr Ps are back with their first episode of 2025! ✨
In this week’s catch-up, Lee and Adam share how their Christmas breaks really went—from emergency vet runs to emotional family moments, it was far from a silent night. They also kick off the new term with fresh goals, including (possibly) adopting new musical skills… yes, Mr P is learning a new instrument! 🎶

The brothers rank their top entertainment from the past year—films, TV shows, podcasts, and more—giving you loads of recommendations to beat those January blues. But it’s not all New Year glow-ups. They read your most cringe and awkward teacher confessions, including frozen playground fiascos, unfortunate hugs, and an unexpected cameo by a caretaker dad! 🤭
This episode is sponsored by The Week Junior—the magazine that answers all those quirky, weird, and downright bonkers questions curious kids throw at you. For just £1, you can try it for six weeks and spark your pupils’ (or your own kids’) love of learning. 

Finally, don’t miss out on the Two Mr Ps Live Tour—tickets are on sale now! Dates are already filling up fast, so treat yourself (or a fellow teacher) at 2mrpspodcast.com where you can share all your stories and confessions.