In this episode, the brothers return from half-term and realise, as always, that the break somehow managed to feel both endless and over in a flash. Mr P attempts to navigate a night out at Bongo’s Bingo while stone-cold sober—a truly eye-opening experience that leaves him questioning everything from health and safety risks to the stamina of students on a night out. Meanwhile, Adam reflects on a weekend of questionable decisions, including a stay in a boiling hot Alton Towers hotel room that felt more like a sauna than a family getaway.
As they settle back into school life, the lads share some of the most painfully relatable teacher-tired moments after hearing that some teachers came to the live podcast tour a year early. They also take a deep dive into the strangest, most brilliant things children have ever said, proving once again that kids have an uncanny ability to drop wisdom bombs when you least expect it.
Elsewhere, a simple discussion about TV shows with a British twist spirals into a conversation about nostalgic soaps, baffling plot holes, and Lee’s brief but unforgettable acting career. And, of course, listener stories never fail to deliver—expect tales of assembly disasters, accidental insults, and some truly unhinged parent emails that leave the lads wondering how some people even find the time.
​Tickets for the Two Mr Ps Live Tour are on sale now! The show kicks off in October 2025 and February 2026, and some dates are already close to selling out. Grab your tickets at 2mrpspodcast.com, where you can also share your funniest school stories to feature in future episodes.

In the last epsiode before the February half term break, Mr P and the other Mr P dive into the chaos of Ofsted visits as Adam finally emerges from the other side—did the inspectors bring up Lee’s latest rant? Mr P tries to resist the urge to further damn the latest reforms and the ludicrous nature of Ofsted judging schools on attendance. 

Elsewhere, the lads discuss the most annoying sayings doing the rounds, from “hollybobs” to “fur baby”, and discover that the other Mr P might need to retire “it’s a vibe” from his vocabulary. The lads then pack the episode with more of your hilarious stories, with plenty of lessons to learn about what not to do to avoid the most embarrassing moments where you want the ground to swallow you up.
🎟️ The Two Mr Ps Live Tour is coming! Tickets are selling fast, so grab yours now at 2mrpspodcast.com. Got a wild school story or hilarious confession? Share it on the site—you might just hear it on the next episode!
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Enjoy the half-term break, and we’ll see you on the other side! 🎉

This week, it’s all happening! Adam gets the call—yes, that dreaded school phone call that sends shivers down every teacher’s spine. The brothers dive into the stress, absurdity, and high stakes of an Ofsted visit, while Mr P unleashes an almighty rant about Ofsted’s latest so-called “reforms” (spoiler: they’re just as pointless and ridiculous as ever).
Elsewhere, they tackle the big debate—should kids call teachers by their first names? One listener argues the case, but let’s just say the lads aren’t convinced. Plus, they reminisce about that weird childhood obsession of finding out teachers’ first names—absolute gold dust back in the day.

Also in this episode:
🎭 Boyzone: No Matter What documentary is this week's recommendation—why Louis Walsh might just be the perfect Ofsted inspector.
📜 The most bizarre (and concerning) things kids have told their teachers about their parents’ jobs
🚨 The school wellbeing initiative that takes the biscuit
🤦‍♂️ And finally, the story of a teacher who lovingly marked a pile of papers… only for her boyfriend to mistake them for something after one too many drinks. Febreze was involved.

This episode is packed with laughs, relatable rants, and a little bit of chaos—so grab a brew (or maybe something stronger) and enjoy!

🎟️ Two Mr Ps LIVE Tour: Don’t forget to grab your tickets for the Two Mr Ps Live Tour—coming to a city near you in October half-term 2025 & February half-term 2026. Tickets and story submissions available at 2mrpspodcast.com.

📢 Got a story? Whether it’s a school disaster, parent complaint, or a wild confession, share it anonymously via the website—your tale could feature on the pod!