Back for episode 250 and it’s the last one of the half term. SATs are finally done, but before anyone starts skipping into summer like they’re in a feel-good montage, the lads quickly remind everyone that the final half term is anything but calm. Reports, sports days, transitions, residentials, productions and the emotional roulette of finding out next year’s class all get a mention. Lovely. Peaceful. Relaxing. Absolutely not.
There’s also a big build-up to the biggest live show the Two Mr Ps have ever done at The Lowry in Salford, with just a handful of tickets left and the show being filmed. No pressure then.
From there, the lads get into a chat about parents, family stories and the little things that make every household slightly odd. It starts with the boys getting in trouble for things they’ve said about their own mum and dad on the podcast, before spiralling into a thread about the strange but brilliant things parents do. Some are sweet, some are baffling and some are the kind of thing you only realise isn’t normal when you say it out loud in front of other people.
There’s also a listener question asking what the brothers admire about each other and what drives them mad. It gets unexpectedly wholesome for about 14 seconds before returning to the usual level of sibling irritation. Balance restored.
This week’s blind ranking is classic school dinners, which sparks a proper nostalgic debate about turkey twizzlers, cheese whirls, watery veg and the undisputed glory of school pizza. Then the episode dives into listener stories, including early years chaos, questionable show and tell items, awkward school conversations and the sort of incidents that remind you teachers really do need danger money.
The lads also run through some of the funniest reasons teachers have had to tell children off, from the ridiculous to the completely unhinged. It’s the kind of section that makes anyone outside education think, “Surely that didn’t happen,” while every teacher listening just nods and goes, “Yep. Standard Tuesday.”
And to finish, there’s a brand-new feature: a ridiculous “would you rather” style dilemma for listeners to get involved in. First up: Donald Trump as a pupil in your class for a half term, or Katie Hopkins as a parent for a full year. Horrific either way. Like choosing between wet play and a staff meeting about wellbeing.

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Here’s where you can catch the show 👇
🎭 May 2026
22nd May - Salford, Lowry 🎨
🎭 October 2026
25th October - Norwich, Epic Studios 🏰
26th October - London, Soho Walthamstow 🎤
27th October - Tunbridge Wells, Assembly Hall Theatre 🌳
28th October - Eastbourne, Devonshire Park 🌊
29th October - Colchester, Charter Hall 🏺
30th October - Southampton, O2 Guildhall ⚓
31st October - High Wycombe, Swan 🎶
🎭 February 2027
14th February - Blackpool, Grand Theatre 🎡
15th February - Carlisle, The Sands Centre 🏞️
16th February - Chester, Storyhouse 🐎
17th February - Crewe, Lyceum Theatre 🚂
18th February - Nottingham, Royal Concert Hall 🏹
19th February - Stoke, Victoria Hall 🏺
20th February - Stockton, Globe Theatre 🌐

🎟️ Tickets at 2mrpspodcast.com/live
See you on the road again soon 👏🎤

Back for episode 249 and the lads kick things off right in the middle of SATs week, with the usual frustrations around testing, pressure and the yearly debate over whether SATs are helpful, pointless, stressful or all three at once. There’s also some pre-show nerves creeping in ahead of the biggest live podcast show they’ve ever done at The Lowry, with family, friends, colleagues and even headteachers all heading along to watch.
There’s a chat about school podcasts too, with Mr P talking about getting children involved in creating their own school podcast and how brilliant it’s been for confidence, writing and giving pupils a genuine sense of purpose and ownership.
From there, things descend into wedding chaos as the lads react to a thread about the wildest things people have witnessed at weddings. It quickly becomes clear that no wedding is safe from disaster. The episode then moves into a brilliant discussion around phrases and sayings people completely mispronounce or misunderstand. It’s one of those conversations where you suddenly realise half the population has been confidently saying things wrong for years and nobody’s corrected them. The lads spiral into the sort of confusion that makes you question whether you’ve been saying common phrases properly your entire life.
There’s also a surprisingly deep conversation about school staff rooms and workplace culture after a listener shares a story about being banned from using the staff room during work experience. That leads into this week’s blind ranking: school red flags. Expectations around workload, wellbeing culture, unpaid extras and toxic school habits all get thrown into the mix as the lads debate which warning signs are the biggest indicators that a school might not be quite as supportive as it claims to be.
Then comes a huge run of hilarious SATs answers, classroom misunderstandings and accidental pupil comebacks. And by the end of the episode, it’s complete classroom carnage. Quick-fire one-liners, savage pupil responses, accidental insults and absolute chaos from start to finish. One of those episodes where you spend half the time laughing and the other half wondering how teachers survive a full week without losing their minds.

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Here’s where you can catch the show 👇
🎭 May 2026
22nd May - Salford, Lowry 🎨
🎭 October 2026
25th October - Norwich, Epic Studios 🏰
26th October - London, Soho Walthamstow 🎤
27th October - Tunbridge Wells, Assembly Hall Theatre 🌳
28th October - Eastbourne, Devonshire Park 🌊
29th October - Colchester, Charter Hall 🏺
30th October - Southampton, O2 Guildhall ⚓
31st October - High Wycombe, Swan 🎶
🎭 February 2027
14th February - Blackpool, Grand Theatre 🎡
15th February - Carlisle, The Sands Centre 🏞️
16th February - Chester, Storyhouse 🐎
17th February - Crewe, Lyceum Theatre 🚂
18th February - Nottingham, Royal Concert Hall 🏹
19th February - Stoke, Victoria Hall 🏺
20th February - Stockton, Globe Theatre 🌐

🎟️ Tickets at 2mrpspodcast.com/live
See you on the road again soon 👏🎤