LO: To Know They Don't Make Quotable Lines Like They Used To

In this episode, the brothers return exhausted and slightly delirious after surviving World Book Day—a day that somehow manages to be both magical and utterly draining in equal measure. Mr P records from a hotel room in London after a mammoth drive, while Adam is fresh off the back of a residential trip, where sleep was a distant dream, and the only winner was his son, who suddenly learned how to sleep perfectly the moment Dad left.
Adam continues his World Book Day tradition of dressing up as a female book character, claiming it’s all for the kids (but Mr P isn’t convinced). This year’s choice? Gangsta Granny, complete with a skirt, full makeup, and an unexpected level of enthusiasm from parents and children alike. 

The lads also dive into the ultimate nostalgia trip, reminiscing about the most iconic movie quotes from their youth. From Forrest Gump to Anchorman, Titanic to Borat, expect 90s and 2000s gold that proves just how quotable—and painfully cringey—our teenage years really were.

As always, the episode is packed with hilarious listener stories and it wouldn’t be an episode without a brutal school fail, and this one takes the biscuit—a Year 3 diary entry that sends one teacher into full-on crisis mode, only for the punchline to reveal one of the biggest (and funniest) misunderstanding of all time.

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