LO: To Not Blink If You Hear A Splat!

Recorded as spring starts to creep in (even if the weather still can’t make its mind up), Episode 242 begins with the lads reflecting on the strange world of online comments and the fine balance between loving teaching and calling out the frustrations of the system around it. There’s a bit of venting about social media criticism, a reminder of why speaking honestly about education matters, and some lovely listener messages from the recent live tour shows that highlight just how much the podcast and live events mean to people going through difficult times.
With the Lowry show edging closer to a potential sell-out, there’s also a big push for the Manchester homecoming gig, which could end up being filmed if the final tickets disappear.
From there, the episode takes a detour into a thread about times people have completely misunderstood what an event, film, or experience actually was. From musical theatre mishaps and unexpected concerts to cinema trips that turned out nothing like expected, it sparks a run of stories about assumptions going badly wrong and the awkward moments that follow. The blind ranking returns with a very relatable workplace theme: the different types of colleagues you encounter on a work night out. 
The second half of the episode is packed with classic listener submissions and classroom chaos. There are brilliant examples of children misunderstanding words and concepts, accidental classroom innuendos, and those unforgettable moments where teachers have to keep a straight face despite what’s just been said. Stories include awkward school trips, workplace misunderstandings, World Book Day mishaps, and the kind of bizarre incidents that only ever seem to happen in schools. As always, it ends with a run of jaw-dropping and slightly grim school moments, including some truly disgusting classroom encounters that will test the stomachs of even the most experienced teachers. Full of laughs, relatable teacher moments, and the sort of stories that make you grateful your own day wasn’t quite that chaotic, Episode 242 is another classic staffroom-style catch-up from the Two Mr Ps.

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Here’s where you can catch the show 👇
​🎭 May 2026
22nd May - Salford, Lowry 🎨
🎭 October 2026
25th October - Norwich, Epic Studios 🏰
26th October - London, Soho Walthamstow 🎤
27th October - Tunbridge Wells, Assembly Hall Theatre 🌳
28th October - Eastbourne, Devonshire Park 🌊
29th October - Colchester, Charter Hall 🏺
30th October - Southampton, O2 Guildhall ⚓
31st October - High Wycombe, Swan 🎶
🎭 February 2027
14th February - Blackpool, Grand Theatre 🎡
15th February - Carlisle, The Sands Centre 🏞️
16th February - Chester, Storyhouse 🐎
17th February - Crewe, Lyceum Theatre 🚂
18th February - Nottingham, Royal Concert Hall 🏹
19th February - Stoke, Victoria Hall 🏺
20th February - Stockton, Globe Theatre 🌐
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🎟️ Tickets at 2mrpspodcast.com/live

See you on the road again soon 👏🎤

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